Assassination Custard

19 Kevin Street Upper, Dublin 8

The food: Seasonal, Italian, Middle Eastern

Run by couple Kevin and Gwen Doherty, this tiny, special cafe serves seasonal small plates, where the menu depends on what they can get from the market that week. Be prepared for a short wait for a table (as there are only two), and you might have to share one but that’s part of the experience. Only open Tuesday - Friday for lunch with free BYOB. Cash only.

Small, Seasonal And Perfectly Formed

The Once Over:

Assassination Custard

CRITIC REVIEWS

Catherine Cleary, The Irish Times

30 Mar 2018

"A great couple cooking with extraordinary ingredients." 8/10

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Leslie Williams, The Irish Examiner

24 Mar 2018

"Assassination Custard is a sheer joy to visit, there are very few people cooking in Ireland with such joy and abandon. Go soon and often." Food 9/10. Value 9.5/10.

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Katy McGuinness, Irish Independent

13 May 2016

"I'd like to have my next birthday dinner here, but in the meantime I'll go back for lunch any time I'm in the vicinity. And so should you." Food 9/10. Value 9/10.

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Assassination Custard

19 Kevin Street Lower, Dublin 8

Ph: +353 879971513

Open: Tue - Fri 12:00 – 15:00.